Qhov zoo tshaj plaws cov nqe lus funny txog Christmas peb pom lawv hauv Twitter: qee qhov txawv thiab khaus, lwm tus sau tom qab lub siab. Ntawm no yog qhov kev xaiv ntawm cov uas tsis muaj qhov nco txog luag nyob rau hauv tuam txhab lub sijhawm so haujlwm hauv tsev. Ua ntej nyeem thiab xaiv cov uas haum tshaj plaws xa tam sim los ua ib qho lus, muaj cov yeeb yaj kiab hauv qab no los sim koj txhais tes nrog koj tus menyuam hauv kev tsim Kev dai Christmas los ntawm koj rau tsob ntoo Christmas.
Cov lus tso dag thiab tso dag txog Santa Claus
Kuv tsis ntseeg hauv Santa thaum kuv muaj rau xyoo. Kuv niam coj kuv mus ntsib nws hauv chav khw thiab nws nug kuv tus kheej.
(Shirley Tuam Tsev)
Kuv xav tias Santa ua txhaum rau kuv los ntawm lub sijhawm ntawd kuv thov nws rau lub tsho reindeer.
(lwm yam 1, Twitter)
Nyob zoo Santa, yog tias koj xav tau Kuv tuaj yeem npaj lub rhawv thiab sau nrog dej ua npuas ncauj. Txij li thaum kuv tau paub koj, koj ib txwm muaj khaub ncaws zoo li qub thiab koj mus ncig nrog rau XNUMX tus neeg reindeer ... koj yuav tsis hnov ntxhiab zoo li Lily ntawm cov hav. Hauv qab koj qhov tso quav Kuv paub tias ntxhob hlob rau koj tso hauv txaj.
(Luciana Littizzetto): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Yog tias Santa tau qhia kuv dab tsi, nws yog tias koj tsuas tuaj qhia ib xyoos ib zaug, txhua tus zoo siab pom koj.
(Alexa 1163, Twitter)
Kuv tau mus rau tom khw muag khoom ua si thiab pom tias vim li cas Santa ntawv cov ntawv txhua pib nrog "Nyob Zoo".
(Ty_il_dwarf, Twitter)
Koj nkag siab tias koj laus lawm thaum koj tos kaum-plaub rau lub caij Christmas thiab tsis yog Santa Claus.
(Anonymous)
Nws yog tus liab yam thiab tuaj cuag tsis tu ncua.
Raug Santa.
(Anonymous)
Peb tau ua tsob ntoo Christmas.
Lub txaj menyuam kom zoo.
Cov daus nyob ntawd.
“Lub Caij Christmas Kawg” nyob hauv xov tooj cua.
Peb muaj lub tsho plaub reindeer.
Txhua yam zoo li npaj txhij:
SANTA CLAUS KOJ TUAJ YEEM tuaj txog, nqa PUB PEB IB TUG KHWV NYIAJ RAUG.
(masse78, Twitter)
Nyob zoo Santa Claus hauv tsab ntawv, ib qho hauv qab yog Iban.
(nicks981, Twitter)
Santa tau nyeem koj cov ntawv Facebook.
Xyoo no nws yuav muab phau ntawv txhais lus rau koj.
(Anonymous)
Santa Claus hnav ib ce liab, nws yuav tsum yog tus Communist. Thiab ib tug ntev hwj txwv thiab cov plaub hau, nws yuav tsum yog lub pacifist. Puas muaj leej twg paub txog dab tsi hauv cov yeeb nkab uas nws haus luam yeeb?
(Arlo Guthrie)
Nyob zoo Santa, xyoo no kuv tau zoo heev. Ok… tej zaum tsis yog ib txwm. Qee lub sij hawm ... Tsis tshua muaj ... Aaah tsis nco nws, Kuv mam li yuav kuv tus kheej.
(Anonymous)
Ib zaug kuv tau ua phem tias kuv tau sau tsab ntawv rau Santa Claus nrog cov ntawv xov xwm clippings thiaj li tsis raug lees paub.
(M4gny, Twitter)
cov nqe lus funny txog khoom plig Christmas
Koj yug los
-Qhia rau Santa Claus
-Txoj kev ntseeg rau Santa Claus
-Koj yuav tsum hnav kom zoo li Santa Claus
-Koj pib saib zoo li Santa Claus
-Die
(hom, Twitter)
Cov menyuam yaus, tsis txhob hnov qab sau ntawv rau Santa Claus. Qhov chaw nyob yog: Mister Chang, Chaw Tsim Tshuaj Hluav Taws Xob Chaw Ua Si, Beijing, Suav.
(Watchmefall, Twitter)
Santa Claus npau taws rau kuv. Raws li ib tug me nyuam es tsis txhob muab khoom plig nws tso kuv ib tsab ntawv nrog cov lus: "Kuv tsis muaj nyob".
(Daniele Luttazzi): XNUMX Lab tus kiv cua tos koj rau Webtalk!
Santa tau zoo, tab sis tus neeg reindeer tau daig hauv kuv cov hniav.
(Cov Lus Qhia Tshwj Xeeb)
Kuv tsis muaj kev nyuaj siab tshaj plaws thaum kuv nrhiav pom tias Santa Claus tsis muaj, tab sis thaum kuv pom tias muaj ntau lub dab.
(postfisso2012, Twitter)
Tus neeg loj tsis ntseeg txog Santa Claus. Tab sis tso rau nws.
(Pierre Desproges) Peb Lub Neej
Ua khoom plig, tsis txhob thov Santa nqa koj ib yam. Hloov chaw, hais kom nws coj ib tus mus.
(Ellekappa)
Kuv tseem tos txais cov khoom plig uas kuv tau nug xyoo 1991, 1992 thiab 1993 tsab ntawv tab sis kuv tsis tso, tej zaum Santa Claus taug kev nrog Trenitalia.
(Albertosorge, Twitter)
Santa Claus yuav nqa khoom plig tsawg dua xyoo no: nws yuav tsum them tus nqi nyiaj super rau lub sleigh, daim nqi hluav taws xob rau lub pob zeb loj saum ntuj thiab tom qab ntawd tus kheej cov nyiaj tau los tus nqi se, cov nqi se, cov VAT, cov nqi se hauv nroog, cov haujlwm siv rau kev ua haujlwm, cov txaj, tus nqi RAI, nqi se, nqi sau npe, Tobin Tax, Web Tax, txiav se tawm, nqi thauj, INAIL, qub txeeg qub teg se, Siae, INPS, daim coupon qhuav, se, cov se nqi se, thiab lwm yam….
(Fragmentarius)
Peb txom nyem heev thaum lub caij Christmas Kuv tus txiv neej qub yuav tawm hauv tsev, tua phom tua saum nruab ntug, tom qab ntawd rov qab mus rau hauv tsev thiab hais tias: thov txim tab sis Santa Claus ua txhaum kev tua tus kheej.
(Jack LaMotta)
Cov kab ke ntawm cov Santa Claus dai ntawm terraces pib. Rau kuv, Christmas yog qhov kev lom zem yog tias Ryan Gosling nce saum lub sam thiaj ntawm lub tsev
(Tsiaj qus Lucarelli)
Cov nqe lus funny txog Christmas khoom plig
Zaj dab neeg ntawm Peb Leeg qhia peb tias ob ntawm peb ntawm Christmas khoom plig yog shit.
(ntaus pob, Twitter)
Koj puas muab kuv rau Christmas?
-Tus neeg thiab koj?
-Tsis yooj yim.
Koj puas pom ?! peb muaj lub ste
ssi saj.
(ImDisadvantaged, Twitter)
Kuv xav qhia tus txiv neej hauv kuv lub neej tias yog tias nws yuav coj kuv mus rau lub roob chalet ntawm Christmas los hnia kuv hauv qab qhov yuam kev thiab muab qhov taub rau kuv, qhia rau kuv paub nyob rau lub sijhawm uas kuv yuav tsum npaj hnub so.
(Anonymous)
Muaj ib hnub koj tau nyiaj tseg thiab ib hnub tom qab koj muab khoom plig thiab cov nyiaj seem ploj.
Kuv xav tias qhov ntawd txhais tau li cas thaum lawv hais txog "Christmas khawv koob".
(Qhia tawm, Twitter)
Cov khoom plig Christmas raug muab faib ua ob qho: qee qhov qhib lawv thiab hais "nws zoo nkauj", rau cov dab tuag tsis zoo: "Kuv xav tau nws tiag!"
(Ester Viola, Twitter)
Kuv noj ntau dhau kom dhau lub plush pajama xeem, 4 qhov ntau thiab tsawg ntxiv, uas nws yuav muab rau kuv zoo li txhua xyoo, niam thaum Christmas.
(Barby_S_L, Twitter)
Christmas thaum muaj 6 xyoo:
- noj hmo ntawm 145 leej
- 1500 khoom plig
- kev zoo siab
Christmas thaum muaj 30 xyoo:
- khov pizza
- tsab ntawv tos txais
- kev nyuaj siab
(Anonymous)
Hnub Sunday ua ntej Christmas:
Kuv mus ncig hauv lub khw
Ntxhov siab vim
Kuv yuav tsum muab khoom plig
Ntxhov siab vim
Nyiaj tsawg
Ntxhov siab vim
Kev ua lag luam Christmas
Ntxhov siab vim
Lub Ib Hlis Tsiv!
(Anonymous)
Lub sijhawm tau dhau los xaiv lub khw uas kuv tus poj niam yuav hloov Christmas tam sim no kuv yuav muab rau nws
(Swanito75, Twitter)
Christmas yog zoo li ib hnub ntawm qhov chaw ua haujlwm. Koj ua txhua yam haujlwm ntawm nrhiav khoom plig thiab tus txiv neej rog rog hauv kev sib foob tau txais txhua yam qiv.
(Anonymous)
cov nqe lus funny txog Christmas yog thawj
Qhov chaw ua haujlwm tshiab tau qhib ze kuv lub tsev. Yuav tsum yog cov Christmas tam sim no uas kuv yawg nug txog.
(lub lag luam, Twitter)
Cov neeg uas muab daim npav pub khoom plig rau koj ntawm Christmas tsuas yog xav kom koj ua kab tos rau lawv. Txhob ruam ruam.
(Lus Askiv, Twitter)
Yog tias tsis muaj leej twg xa kuv cov khoom plig rau Christmas xyoo no, tsis txhob txhawj. Tsuas yog qhia rau kuv qhov chaw koj nyob thiab kuv yuav tuaj thiab tuaj tos lawv los ntawm kuv tus kheej.
(Henny Yawg)
Qhov khoom plig tsis zoo yog cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo ncuav mog qab zib. Tsuas muaj tib lub txiv ntoo ntoo nyob thoob ntiaj teb, thiab tib neeg xa nws mus rau lwm tus.
(Johnny Carson): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
"Koj puas paub dab tsi? Peb yuav sai sai no muaj ib tus menyuam ”.
"Tso dag?".
“Tsis tau, peb yuav muaj menyuam: tus kws kho mob hais rau kuv, nws paub tseeb lawm. Nws yuav yog kuv tam sim no rau Christmas ”.
“Tab sis ib khi tau txaus rau kuv!”.
(Woody Allen)
Ntawm Christmas ib nrab ntawm lub ntiaj teb tsis tuaj yeem nkag siab yuav ua li cas ib nrab hnub ntawm lub ntiaj teb tsis kam muab nws cov khoom plig zoo sib xws.
(Anonymous)
Christmas ntawm ntsoog rau Italians. 7 ntawm 10 qhov khoom plig yuav rov qab ua dua tshiab.
(Spinoza.it)
Christmas tsis yog qhib ntau yam khoom plig li qhib peb lub siab.
(Janice Maeditere): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Qee cov lus qhia rau Christmas khoom plig.
Rau koj tus yeeb ncuab, zam txim.
Rau koj tus nrog sib ntaus, thev taus.
Rau tus phooj ywg, koj lub siab.
Yuav kom tus qhua tuaj noj mov, kev pabcuam.
Txog rau txhua yam, kev siab hlub.
Rau txhua tus menyuam, ua piv txwv zoo.
Ntawm koj tus kheej, fwm.
(Oren Arnold) Tus txiv neej
Tus tub xeeb ntxwv uas muaj hnub nyoog ob xyoos sib pauv hneev los ntawm nws pob khoom rau khoom plig. Christmas yuav tsum yog cov khoom ntawm no. Ntshiab kev xav tsis thoob.
(Twg, Twittter)
Cov nqe lus funny txog Christmas xav txog nrog irony
Thaum Christmas lawv txhua tus zoo dua. Nws yog qhov ua ntej thiab tom qab uas txhawj xeeb kuv.
(Txiv laum huab xeeb, Charles M. Schulz)
Lub caij so Christmas twb pib ua tiav:
UNLEASH LUB PAJAMAS.
(masse78, Twitter)
Peb xav mloog Christmas carols, noj pandoros, kho lub tsev thiab hnav reindeer lub tsho tiv no thaum twg thiab peb xav tau pes tsawg.
THIAB KOJ LEEJ TWG ntxub CHRISTMAS MUS THIAB ROV LUB BOXES LAWV HOM TSHUAJ.
(masse78, Twitter)
Puas yog lub smartphone mus rau sab xis lossis sab laug ntawm lub phaj ntawm Christmas rooj?
(AurelMorgan, Twitter)
Thaum Kuv tau sawv ntawm lub rooj lawv kuj tau txais kev qhuas ntawm lub Nativity scene.
(Anonymous)
Kuv tos ntsoov Christmas kom rov tshawb pom kuv cov txiaj ntsig zoo tshaj plaws ...
roj, triglycerides thiab ntshav qab zib.
(Anonymous)
Kuv tsuas ua haujlwm ib hnub nyob rau ib xyoo. Tab sis lwm yam 364 hnub Kuv yuav tsum tau siv lawv nrog Befana!
(Santa25, Twitter)
Koj puas xav tau Christmas?
-Money.
-Tsis muaj los, tej yam tshwj xeeb?
-1000 euros.
(masse78, Twitter)
-Ib lub Christmas ntxub kev dag, tsis tseeb siab siab thiab yuam kev zoo siab, koj?
-Txoj kev txi txiv ntoo.
(masse78, Twitter)
Txog cov hnub so kuv muab rau kuv cov tub ntxhais kawm ua haujlwm: pw tsaug zog, paub dhau los, paub txog kev ua yeeb yam Christmas, khiav, luag, muaj kev lom zem.
Tsis muaj kev ncaws tawm, Kuv tau muab nws 120 tus qauv rau cim rau Lub Ib Hlis 10.
(HMqueenBee, Twitter)
Txog ib zaug, ntawm Christmas, es tsis txhob nug, muab qee yam tshem tawm: me ntsis ntawm acidity, ntau yam kev phem thiab ntau khib
(ValeSantaSubito, Twitter)
Kuv yuav piav txog Christmas hnub so:
-Cov koj tsaug zog ntau dua koj yuav tsum pw tsaug zog ntau.
-Txoj ntau koj noj, tus ntxais koj noj.
-Thaum koj nyob ntev ntawm cov rooj zaum, ntau koj xav tias nyiam ua tsis muaj dab tsi.
(masse78, Twitter)
Christmas hauv qhov tseem ceeb: xaiv cov kab lus uas koj nyiam
NORTH Christmas Noj su:
-tiv thaiv
-Ua ntej
-fog
-txhob cij
THOV:
-12 chaw noj mov
-7 thawj qhov kev kawm
-9 vib nas this
-5 kaum
-13 panettone
-1 Vaj Ntxwv
(dbric511, Twitter)
Rau kuv, Christmas Eve yog luam thiab dhau los “ua tsaug, thiab”.
(Marcosalvati, Twitter)
Yog tias kuv yuav tsum tshaj tawm txog kev lag luam, Kuv yuav cia siab rau lub koom haum uas tau tsim Christmas.
(Vincenzruggero, Twitter)
Christmas yog kev sib koom siab los ua kom cov tib neeg xav tias lawv ib leeg.
(Armistead Maupin): XNUMX Lab tus kiv cua tos koj rau Webtalk!
Hauv kuv lub tswv yim, ntau cov looj ntsej muag hnav thaum Christmas dua ntawm Kev Ncaj Ncees.
(postfisso2012, Twitter)
Nyob rau lub caij Christmas peb muaj tag nrho cov clones.
(tsaus tawv nqaij, Twitter)
Rau kuv, Christmas nrog tsev neeg txhais tau tias sov (i) thiab.
(Diegoilmaestro, Twitter)
Cov neeg uas xav kom koj tau "Zoo siab Christmas" yeej xav kom koj zoo, tab sis qis dua lawv.
(Aws, Twitter)
Christmas coj kuv ntau kom nkag siab txog kev hlub. Thaum kawg nws yog hais txog tos ib tus neeg tsis muaj nyob uas nqa khoom koj tsis nyiam
(Tsis txhob lig, Twitter)
- "Nws yog pob zeb diamond!" [hais tias qhov xav tau]
- "Nws yog ib tus Vuitton!" [hais tias cia siab]
- "Koj puas nyiam cov khaub ncaws paj?" [tus hluas nraug qw nrov nrov]
(FranAltomare)
Thaum lub caij Christmas kuv pog muab cov nyiaj rau kuv, zais nws tes thiab hais tias "Tsis txhob qhia koj yawg dab tsi". Thiab kuv yawg muaj tib yam nkaus.
(Nicola Brunialti, Twitter)
Raws li nws, tib neeg tau muab faib ua ob pawg yeeb ncuab loj: cov ntoo txaj thiab cov ntoo. “Nws yog ib qho kev subdivision - hais tias tus txiv ntxawm - tseem ceeb heev uas nws yuav tsum tshwm sim ntawm cov ntaub ntawv hais txog tus kheej, tsis muaj ntau thiab tsawg dua li pawg thiab cov pab pawg ntshav. Txwv tsis pub nws yuav tshwm sim uas tsis muaj hmoo tus neeg tshawb pom, tsuas yog tom qab sib yuav, tias nws tau koom nrog tib neeg nrog kev sib txawv Christmas nyiam ".
Luciano tsib Crescenzo
Paj lug, cov paj huam, xav ua Christmas txais tos
Txhawm rau ua Christmas ntoo nws yuav siv peb yam: khoom ua kom zoo nkauj, tsob ntoo thiab kev ntseeg yav tom ntej.
(Proverb Armenian)
Tsis txhob txhawj txog qhov loj me ntawm koj cov ntoo Christmas. Hauv qhov muag ntawm cov menyuam yaus, lawv txhua tus 30 meters siab.
(Larry Wilde): XNUMX Lab tus kiv cua tos koj rau Webtalk!
Cov menyuam lawv tsis muaj nyob qhov twg
Ntoo Christmas
nrog cov nyiaj daus, cov tswm ciab
thiab cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo chocolate?
Cauj, nrawm, sib sau ua ke, peb mus
nyob rau ntiaj chaw ntawm Christmas ntoo,
Kuv paub tias nws nyob qhov twg.
(Gianni Rodari): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Tsob ntoo Christmas zoo tshaj plaws? Txhua hom ntoo Christmas yog zoo meej!
(Charles N. Barnard)
Christmas.
Qaug Cawv Kub Zog starry
thiab nyiam zabaglione
nquag thiab fattening.
(Cov me nyuam Francesca Genti)
Yog tias kuv yog tus tsim ntawm Christmas Kuv yuav muaj tsob ntoo Christmas tawm hauv txhua lub tsev, hauv txhua chav tsev los ntawm cov vuas luaj hauv pem teb!
(Gianni Rodari): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Tab sis dab tsi yog tias nws yeej tuaj?
Yog tias kev thov, tsab ntawv, kev muaj siab
qhia zoo li no, feem ntau yog kev lom zem
tau kawm tiag tiag?
Yog hais tias lub nceeg vaj ntawm fairy taleas thiab paub tsis meej
puas yuav tuaj tiag?
(Dino Npau Suav)
Ntawm Christmas Kuv nyiam tias txhua yam nyob rau ntawm qee lub sijhawm, zoo li nres tom qab nrawm.
Thiab nyob nrog cov uas hlub nej.
(Swanito75, Twitter)
Nws hnav khaub ncaws, zoo tshaj plaws uas nws muaj, thiab tawm mus rau ntawm txoj kev. Cov neeg tau nchuav tawm, zoo li nws tau pom lawv nrog tus Ntsuj Plig Christmas lub txiaj ntsig. Taug kev nrog nws ob txhais tes tom qab nws, Scrooge saib txhua tus nrog lub ntsej muag luag siab. Nws zoo siab kawg, yog ib qho uas tsis tseem ceeb rau nws, hais tias peb los yog plaub tus thawj coj zoo siab rau nws tau hais tias: “Nyob zoo, Tswv! Zoo siab rau Christmas! " Thiab Scrooge feem ntau hais ntxiv tom qab ntawd ntawm txhua lub suab zoo siab tau hnov hauv nws lub neej, muaj kev xyiv fab tshaj plaws, muaj tseeb, yog cov ntawd.
(Charles Dickens): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Kuv nyiam daus rau tib qho laj thawj Kuv nyiam Christmas: nws coj tib neeg ua ke, thaum sijhawm tseem sawv. Cov khub niam txiv tuav txhais tes mob siab meander hla txoj kev thiab menyuam yaus rub cov nplais thiab sib caum nrog cov daus nyias nyias. Tsis muaj ib tus neeg zoo li yuav nyob hauv kev khiav kom paub ib yam dab tsi dhau ntawm lub hnub ci ntsa iab.
(Rachel Koob)
Christmas yog ib qho kev ncua ntawm lub sijhawm uas txhua tus, los ntawm tus neeg txom nyem mus rau huab tais, muaj txoj cai kom muaj kev sib luag ntawm kev xyiv fab thiab kev nyob ib leeg.
(Fabrizio Caramagna)
Lwm yam lus aphorisms thiab cov lus lom zem rau Christmas
Nws yog qhov zoo los ua menyuam dua qee zaum thiab tsis muaj lub sijhawm zoo dua li Christmas, thaum nws tus tsim txoj haujlwm tseem ceeb nws tus kheej yog menyuam yaus….
(Lub Ntaus Dickens)
Thaum yau yog ntseeg hais tias nrog tsob ntoo Christmas thiab peb cov daus daus hauv ntiaj teb tag nrho yuav hloov.
(André Laurendeau)
Kuv xav tias kuv tuaj yeem tso lub hwj huam ntawm Christmas hauv lub thawv thiab tuaj yeem coj nws tawm ntawm lub hli, ib hlis dhau ib zaug ..
(Harlan Miller): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Qee lub sijhawm kuv xav tias peb xav tias yuav dhau ntau dhau los ntawm Christmas Day. Cia peb sim pab pawg sib koom ua ke nyob rau hauv tib hnub ntawd cov txiaj ntsig ntev ntawm kev ua siab zoo thiab tib neeg lub xyoo. Kuv nyiam coj Christmas me ntsis thaum lub sij hawm, txhua lub xyoo. Thiab yog li kuv tau coj mus kom txog thaum kuv mus txog hnub so - Kuv cia lawv coj kuv los ntawm kev xav tsis thoob - sawv ib hnub thiab mam li nco dheev hais rau kuv tus kheej: "Wow, hnub no yog Christmas!"
(David Grayson)
Yog tias Christmas tuaj ib zaug ib puas xyoo hloov ib zaug hauv ib lub xyoo, thiab nws los nrog lub teeb ntais, cov txiv neej xav li cas qhib lawv lub siab, lawv yuav ua siab dawb pub rau lwm tus npaum li cas! Cov kev rov ua tiav ntawm kev yug menyuam, ntawm qhov tod tes, tam sim no qhia tsuas yog lub luag haujlwm, tus cwj pwm, ib yam khoom xav tau dua li kev rov ua dua.
(Fabrizio Caramagna)
Christmas tswm ciab yog qhov zoo nkauj tshaj plaws;
Nws ua rau tsis muaj suab nrov,
Tab sis nws maj mam muab nws tus kheej.
(Eva Laug)
Christmas yog tsis muaj lwm yam tshaj li qhov loj kawg
silence uas kis los ntawm txoj kev,
qhov twg dav hlau ntoo qhov muag tsis pom kev
luag nrog cov daus,
(Maria Luisa Spaziani)
Kuv xav txog Christmas, thaum nws los txog, nrog kev xav txawv txawv, nrog kev ntshai qhov tsis zoo. Txhais tau hais tias nws yog pob cyuam, pob caus tuag, uas tau ntev ntev kuv tau mob siab rau hauv kev ua tsis ncaj, rov ua dua, thiab qhov uas hloov zuj zus thiab nruj dua nrog txhua qhov kev sim.
(Salvatore Mannuzzu): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Christmas yog dab tsi? Nws yog lub siab tawv rau yav dhau los, ua siab tawv rau lub sijhawm no, vam txog yav tom ntej. Nws yog qhov muaj siab xav tau tias txhua lub khob tuaj yeem cuam tshuam nrog cov nplua nuj thiab txoj koob hmoov nyob mus ib txhis, thiab txhua txoj kev tuaj yeem ua rau muaj kev sib haum xeeb.
(Agnes M. Pahro)
cov nqe lus thiab aphorisms xa kev txais tos Christmas
Ntau aphorisms thiab lus lom lus txog Christmas
Lub caij Christmas tsuas yog lub sijhawm ntawm lub xyoo xwb thaum tus txiv neej txiv neej bearded tuaj yeem tso tawm ntawm pob uas cov ntsiab lus tsis paub, thiab tawm mus yam tsis muaj leej twg txhawj xeeb.
(Freddyglx, Twitter)
Christmas. Niaj hnub no rau cov neeg ntseeg yog lub hnub yug ntawm Tswv Yexus, rau atheists hnub tseem ceeb ntawm kev yug los ntawm Sir Isaac Newton.
(Anonymous)
Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi uas yuav zoo siab npaum li sawv ntawm txoj kev Christmas sawv ntxov thiab nco ntsoov tias koj tsis yog ib tug menyuam.
(Erma Bombeck): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Koj paub tias koj tau loj hlob thaum tsis muaj ib yam uas koj xav tau rau Christmas tuaj yeem yuav hauv khw.
(Anonymous)
Peb nqe lus uas hais txog Christmas yog: Kev thaj yeeb nyab xeeb hauv ntiaj teb, tej zaum koj cov Christmas yuav muaj kev xyiv fab, thiab cov roj teeb tsis suav nrog.
(Anonymous)
Hauv kuv lub txaj thaiv npoo muaj ntau tus yaj tab sis kuv tsis xav tshem lawv.
Kuv muab ib tug hma.
(Zziagenio78, Twitter)
Cov neeg zov yaj ntawm kuv lub txaj menyuam pw nrog txoj xov tooj ntawm tes hauv kev sib hloov coj tus kheej nrog tus menyuam mos Yexus.
(Rubinomauro, Twitter)
Koj yuav hais li cas hais tias tsis txawm lub xyoo no lawv puas pom muaj txoj kev kho rau cov neeg uas dai Santas saum lub ru tsev
(Dbric511, Twitter)
Lub caij so Christmas tsuas yog ua rau kom kuv nco qab tias kuv sawv tsis taus kuv cov txheeb ze.
Txawm li cas los xij, koj yuav tsum ua kom lawv zoo; txwv tsis pub, thaum koj tuag, lawv muab tus uas koj hnav khaub ncaws zoo li tus yees duab rau ntawm lub ntxa.
(Daniele Luttazzi): XNUMX Lab tus kiv cua tos koj rau Webtalk!
Cov ntawv qhia zaub mov Christmas
- Teem sijhawm Noj mov
- Dawb caw
- Caw liab
- Cov nqaij thiab cov laub ntses
- Pandoro thiab Panettone
- Cawv txim rau
- Kev zom
- Kev zom
- Kev zom
- Kev zom
(Anonymous)
cov nqe lus funny txog Christmas luag ua ke
Kuv ntseeg tias kev ua khawv koob ntawm Christmas yog tau muaj peev xwm nce 10 kg hauv 24 teev.
(Grim Reaper, Twitter)
Christmas yog txawj ua yees siv. Qhov tseeb, thaum cov neeg txheeb ze tuaj txog kuv ploj.
(Zziagenio78, Twitter)
Ermine, hma, mink, ram, luav. Hmo no ntawm Holy Mass koj yuav hnov zoo li koj nyob hauv qhov zoo.
(ItCetty, Twitter)
Santa Claus muaj ntau lub npe ... Kris Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Mastercard ...
(Phyllis Diller): koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim?
Puas yog cov uas ntshai txog Santa Claus hu ua Claustrophobics?
(Anonymous)
Los ntawm kev ua lag luam pom, yog tias Christmas tsis muaj nyob nws yuav tsum tau tsim.
(Katharine Whitehorn) Tus txiv neej
Cia peb npaj peb tus kheej rau Christmas nrog kev pom zoo, hlub tus ntsuj plig. Peb cov hniav, uas ntau dhau lawm grind nrog kev npau taws, muaj kev sib haum xeeb tsawg kawg hnub no.
(Fruttero thiab Lucentini)
"Zoo, nws tsis zoo li kuv txhua"
(Cit. St. Joseph)
(Tshaj tawm, Twitter)
Yauxej tau mus rau npe rau Yexus nyob rau hauv lub npe zwm npe, muaj kev txaj muag zoo thaum tus ntaus khoom nug: "Npe txiv?".
(ItCetty, Twitter)
Yog tias koj tshem tawm Yexus, Christmas tsuas tuaj yeem dhau los ua khoom noj, los ntawm kev luag nyav thiab ua kom lub cev tsis muaj kev xav.
(Tsis Dino Pirri)
Ntawv xov xwm Alfeminile
